GRANDFATHER CLOCK

A MAN IS IN A PAWNSHOP

AND SEES THIS BEAUTIFUL

GRANDFATHER CLOCK AND

WINDS UP BUYING IT.

HE ASKS THE OWNER

IF HE CAN DELIVER THE CLOCK,

THE OWNER REPLIES THAT HE

CANNOT MAKE DELIVERIES.

SO ONLY LIVING A FEW BLOCKS AWAY

THE MAN DECIDES TO STRAP

THE CLOCK ON HIS BACK AND

CARRY IT THE FEW BLOCKS.

AFTER A BLOCK OR SO,

A DRUNK COMES STAGGERING OUT

OF A BAR AND BUMPS INTO THE MAN

KNOCKING HIM DOWN ON HIS BACK

AND SMASHING THE CLOCK TO BITS.

HE THEN JUMPS UP AND STARTS

CUSSING THE DRUNK OUT AND SAYING,

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY

BEAUTIFUL CLOCK YOU IDIOT!”

THE DRUNK THEN REPLIES,

"GEE BUDDY,

I’M REALLY SORRY,

BUT WHY DON’T YOU WEAR A

WRISTWATCH LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?"