YOU LOOK FAMILIAR

THERE WAS A MAN SITTING AT THE BAR

AND HE LOOKS OVER AT THE

GENTLEMAN SITTING NEXT TO HIM

AND SAYS,

"HEY, YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.

ARE YOU FROM AROUND HERE?"

THE MAN ANSWERS,

"YEAH, I LIVE DOWN THE STREET."

"NO KIDDING?"

SAYS THE FIRST MAN,

"WELL, SO DO I. AND HEY,

YOU LOOK ABOUT MY AGE.

WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?"

"OH I WENT TO FRANCIS LEWIS

OVER ON UTOPIA. GRADUATED IN '66.

HOW 'BOUT YOU?"

"GET OUT. I WENT TO FRANCIS LEWIS.

AND I GRADUATED IN '66, TOO."

"WHERE'D YOU GO TO COLLEGE?"

"BELOIT, IN WISCONSIN."

"NO WAY! I WENT TO BELOIT TOO.

WHAT DORM?"

"KEVIN SULLIVAN DORM."

"SULLIVAN? YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO BELIEVE THIS . . ."

JOE THE BARTENDER WALKS OVER

AND THE FIRST GUY SAYS,

"JOE, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT

IN A MILLION YEARS.

THIS GUY WENT TO THE SAME

HIGH SCHOOL AS ME,

GRADUATED THE SAME YEAR I DID

AND WENT TO THE SAME COLLEGE.

WE WERE EVEN IN THE SAME DORM.

ISN'T THAT AMAZING?"

JOE LOOKS AT THEM BOTH

AND SAYS,

"YEAH, THAT'S JUST PLAIN AMAZING."

A THIRD MAN COMES IN AND SAYS,

"HEY JOE. WHAT'S NEW?"

JOE SAYS,

"NOT MUCH.

THE JOHNSON TWINS ARE DRUNK AGAIN."