NORK SEASON
Added on: 13th Oct 2016
THIS TRUCK DRIVER HAULING A
TRACTOR-TRAILER LOAD OF
COMPUTERS STOPS FOR A BEER.
AS HE APPROACHES THE BAR
HE SEES A BIG SIGN ON THE DOOR SAYING
"NORKS NOT ALLOWED
ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!"
HE GOES IN AND SITS DOWN.
THE BARTENDER COMES OVER TO HIM,
SNIFFS AND SAYS,
"YOU SMELL KIND OF NORKY.
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?"
THE TRUCK DRIVER SAYS,
"I DRIVE A TRUCK, AND THE SMELL
IS JUST FROM THE COMPUTERS
I AM HAULING."
THE BARTENDER SAYS,
"OKAY, TRUCK DRIVERS ARE NOT NORKS,"
AND SERVES HIM A BEER.
AS HE IS SIPPING HIS BEER,
A SKINNY GUY WALKS IN WITH
TAPE AROUND HIS GLASSES,
A POCKET PROTECTOR WITH
TWELVE KINDS OF PENS AND PENCILS
AND A BELT AT LEAST A FOOT TOO LONG.
THE BARTENDER, WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,
PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN AND
BLOWS THE GUY AWAY.
THE TRUCK DRIVER SAID,
TOTALLY SHOCKED,
"WHY DID YOU DO THAT?"
THE BARTENDER SAID,
"NOT TO WORRY, THE NORKS ARE
OVERPOPULATING SILICON VALLEY
AND ARE IN SEASON NOW.
YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A LICENSE."
THE TRUCK DRIVER FINISHES HIS BEER,
GETS BACK IN HIS TRUCK
AND HEADS BACK ONTO THE FREEWAY.
SUDDENLY HE VEERS TO AVOID AN
ACCIDENT AND THE LOAD SHIFTS.
THE BACK DOOR BREAKS OPEN AND
COMPUTERS SPILL OUT
ALL OVER THE FREEWAY.
HE JUMPS OUT AND SEES A
CROWD ALREADY FORMING,
GRABBING UP THE COMPUTERS.
THEY ARE ALL ENGINEERS,
ACCOUNTANTS AND PROGRAMMERS
WEARING THE NORKIEST CLOTHES
HE HAS EVER SEEN.
HE CAN'T LET THEM STEAL
HIS WHOLE LOAD. SO,
REMEMBERING WHAT HAPPENED
IN THE BAR, HE PULLS OUT HIS
GUN AND STARTS BLASTING AWAY,
FELLING SEVERAL OF THEM INSTANTLY.
A HIGHWAY PATROL OFFICER
COMES ZOOMING UP AND JUMPS OUT
OF THE CAR SCREAMING AT HIM TO STOP.
THE TRUCK DRIVER SAID,
"WHAT'S WRONG?
I THOUGHT NORKS WERE IN SEASON."
"WELL, SURE,"
SAID THE PATROLMAN.
"BUT YOU CAN'T BAIT 'EM."
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