THE LITTLE GUY AT THE BAR
Added on: 14th Oct 2016
THERE WAS THIS LITTLE GUY
SITTING IN A BAR,
DRINKING HIS BEER,
MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN
THIS GREAT BIG DUDE COMES IN
AND -- WHACK!! -- KNOCKS HIM
OFF THE BAR STOOL
AND ONTO THE FLOOR.
THE BIG DUDE SAYS,
"THAT WAS A KARATE CHOP
FROM KOREA."
THE LITTLE GUY THINKS "GEEZ,"
BUT HE GETS BACK UP ON THE STOOL
AND STARTS DRINKING AGAIN
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN -- WHACK!! –
THE BIG DUDE KNOCKS HIM
DOWN AGAIN AND SAYS,
"THAT WAS A JUDO CHOP FROM JAPAN."
SO THE LITTLE GUY HAS HAD
ENOUGH OF THIS... HE GETS UP,
BRUSHES HIMSELF OFF
AND QUIETLY LEAVES.
THE LITTLE GUY IS GONE FOR AN
HOUR OR SO WHEN HE RETURNED.
WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,
HE WALKS UP BEHIND
THE BIG DUDE
AND -- WHAM!!!" -- KNOCKS
THE BIG DUDE OFF HIS STOOL,
KNOCKING HIM OUT COLD!!!
THE LITTLE GUY LOOKS AT
THE BARTENDER AND SAYS,
"WHEN HE GETS UP,
TELL HIM THAT'S A CROWBAR
FROM WICKES.
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