THE GRIZZLED OLD TRUCK DRIVER
Added on: 15th Oct 2016
A GRIZZLED OLD MAN WAS EATING
IN A TRUCK STOP WHEN
THREE VERY LARGE,
HEAVY SET BIKERS WALKED IN.
THE FIRST WALKED UP TO THE OLD MAN,
PUSHED HIS CIGARETTE INTO THE
OLD MAN'S PIE AND THEN TOOK A SEAT
AT THE COUNTER.
THE SECOND WALKED UP TO THE OLD MAN,
SPAT INTO THE OLD MAN'S MILK
AND THEN HE TOO TOOK A SEAT AT THE COUNTER.
THE THIRD WALKED UP TO THE OLD MAN,
TURNED OVER THE OLD MAN'S PLATE
AND THEN HE TOOK A SEAT AT THE COUNTER.
WITHOUT A WORD OF PROTEST,
THE OLD MAN QUIETLY LEFT THE DINER.
SHORTLY THEREAFTER,
ONE OF THE BIKERS SAID TO THE WAITRESS,
"HUMPH, NOT MUCH OF A MAN, WAS HE?"
THE WAITRESS REPLIED,
"NOT MUCH OF A TRUCK DRIVER EITHER,
HE JUST BACKED HIS BIG TRUCK
OVER THREE MOTORCYCLES."
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