A GUY AND HIS BUDDY

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS,

"BARTENDER, GIVE ME TWO SHOTS.

ONE FOR ME AND ONE FOR MY BEST BUDDY."

BARTENDER SAYS,

"YOU WANT THEM BOTH NOW

OR DO YOU WANT ME TO WAIT UNTIL

YOUR BUDDY ARRIVES TO POUR HIS?"

THE GUY SAYS,

"OH, I WANT THEM BOTH NOW.

I'VE GOT MY BEST BUDDY

IN MY POCKET HERE."

HE THEN PULLS A LITTLE

THREE INCH MAN OUT OF HIS POCKET.

THE BARTENDER ASKS,

"YOU MEAN TO SAY,

HE CAN DRINK THAT MUCH?"

"OH, SURE. HE CAN DRINK IT ALL

AND THEN SOME,"

THE MAN RETORTED.

SO, THE BARTENDER POURS THE

TWO SHOTS AND SURE ENOUGH,

THE LITTLE GUY DRINKS IT ALL UP.

"THAT'S AMAZING!"

SAYS THE BARTENDER.

"WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO?

CAN HE WALK?"

THE MAN FLICKS A QUARTER DOWN

TO THE END OF THE BAR AND SAYS,

"HEY, RODNEY,

GO FETCH THAT QUARTER."

THE LITTLE GUY RUNS DOWN

TO THE END OF THE BAR,

PICKS UP THE QUARTER

AND RUNS BACK DOWN

AND GIVES IT TO THE MAN.

THE BARTENDER IS IN TOTAL SHOCK.

"THAT'S AMAZING!" HE SAYS.

"WHAT ELSE CAN HE DO?

DOES HE TALK?"

THE MAN LOOKS UP AT THE BARTENDER

WITH A LOOK OF SURPRISE

IN HIS EYE AND SAYS,

"TALK? SURE HE TALKS.

HEY, RODNEY,

TELL HIM ABOUT THAT TIME

WE WERE DOWN IN AFRICA

ON SAFARI, HUNTING

AND YOU CALLED THAT

NATIVE WITCH DOCTOR A JERK!"