DUMB JOCK JOKES

THE FELLOW WALKED INTO A BAR

HE HAD NEVER BEEN IN BEFORE

AND ORDERED A DRINK.

HE THEN ASKED THE BARTENDER

IF HE ENJOYED DUMB JOCK JOKES.

THE BEEFY ATTENDANT LEANED

OVER THE BAR AND FIXED A

WITHERING GLARE ON HIS CUSTOMER.

"LISTEN, BUDDY,"

HE GROWLED.

"SEE THOSE TWO BIG GUYS ON THE LEFT?

THEY'RE PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYERS.

AND THAT HUGE FELLOW ON YOUR RIGHT

IS A WORLD CLASS WRESTLER.

THAT GUY IN THE CORNER IS A

CHAMPION WEIGHTLIFTER.

AND I LETTERED IN THREE SPORTS

AT NOTRE DAME.

NOW," HE CONTINUED,

"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE

YOU WANT TO GO AHEAD

AND TELL YOUR DUMB JOCK JOKE HERE?"

"NAH, I GUESS NOT,"

THE MAN REPLIED.

"I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO

EXPLAIN IT FIVE TIMES."