EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS

A VERY SHY GUY GOES INTO A BAR

AND SEES A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

SITTING AT THE OTHER END.

AFTER AN HOUR OF GATHERING UP

HIS COURAGE HE FINALLY GOES OVER

TO HER AND ASKS, TENTATIVELY,

"UM, WOULD YOU MIND IF

I CHATTED WITH YOU FOR A WHILE?" 

TO WHICH SHE RESPONDS BY YELLING,

AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS,

"NO, I WON'T SLEEP WITH YOU TONIGHT!" 

BY NOW, THE ENTIRE BAR

IS STARING AT THEM.

NATURALLY, THE GUY IS HOPELESSLY

AND COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED

AND HE SLINKS BACK TO HIS TABLE.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES,

THE WOMAN WALKS OVER TO HIM

AND APOLOGIZES.

SHE SMILES AT HIM AND SAYS,

"I'M SORRY IF I EMBARRASSED YOU.

YOU SEE, I'M A GRADUATE STUDENT

IN PSYCHOLOGY AND I'M STUDYING

HOW PEOPLE RESPOND TO

EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS." 

TO WHICH HE RESPONDED,

AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS,

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN £200!"