TAKE A MEMO

TO SURPRISE HER HUSBAND,

AN EXECUTIVE'S WIFE

STOPPED BY HIS OFFICE.

WHEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR,

SHE FOUND HIM WITH HIS

SECRETARY SITTING IN HIS LAP. 

WITHOUT HESITATING,

HE DICTATED,

"AND IN CONCLUSION,

GENTLEMEN, BUDGET CUTS

OR NO BUDGET CUTS,

I CANNOT CONTINUE TO

OPERATE THIS OFFICE

WITH JUST ONE CHAIR."