SEWING MACHINE AD

THE FOLLOWING IS AN AD FROM A

NEWSPAPER WHICH APPEARED

FOUR DAYS IN A ROW,

THE LAST THREE HOPELESSLY

TRYING TO CORRECT

THE FIRST DAY'S MISTAKE. 

MONDAY: 
FOR SALE: R. D. JONES HAS ONE

SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE.

PHONE 948-0707 AFTER 7 P.M.

AND ASK FOR MRS. KELLY

WHO LIVES WITH HIM CHEAP. 

TUESDAY: 
NOTICE: WE REGRET HAVING ERRED

IN R. D. JONES' AD YESTERDAY.

IT SHOULD HAVE READ

"ONE SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE CHEAP.

PHONE 948-0707 AND ASK FOR MRS. KELLY,

WHO LIVES WITH HIM AFTER 7 P.M." 

WEDNESDAY: 
NOTICE: R. D. JONES HAS INFORMED US

THAT HE HAS RECEIVED SEVERAL

ANNOYING TELEPHONE CALLS

BECAUSE OF THE ERROR WE MADE

IN THE CLASSIFIED AD YESTERDAY.

THE AD STANDS CORRECTED AS FOLLOWS: 
"FOR SALE -- R. D. JONES HAS ONE

SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE. CHEAP.

PHONE 948-0707 AFTER 7 P.M.

AND ASK FOR MRS. KELLY

WHO LOVES WITH HIM." 

THURSDAY: 
NOTICE: I, R. D. JONES, HAVE NO

SEWING MACHINE FOR SALE.

I INTENTIONALLY BROKE IT.

DON'T CALL 948-0707 AS I HAVE HAD

THE PHONE DISCONNECTED.

I HAVE NOT BEEN CARRYING ON

WITH MRS. KELLY. UNTIL YESTERDAY

SHE WAS MY HOUSEKEEPER,

BUT SHE HAS NOW QUIT.