GREAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

A COUPLE WERE INVITED TO A

SWANKY HALLOWEEN PARTY. 

THE DAY OF THE PARTY THE WIFE

GOT A TERRIBLE HEADACHE AND

TOLD HER HUSBAND TO

GO TO THE PARTY ALONE.

HE BEING A DEVOTED HUSBAND,

PROTESTED, BUT SHE ARGUED

AND SAID SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE

SOME ASPIRIN AND GO TO BED

AND THERE WAS NO NEED OF

HIS GOOD TIME BEING SPOILED

BY NOT GOING.

SO HE TOOK HIS COSTUME

AND AWAY HE WENT. 

THE WIFE, AFTER SLEEPING SOUNDLY

FOR ONE HOUR, AWAKENED

WITHOUT PAIN, AND AS IT WAS

STILL EARLY, SHE DECIDED TO

GO TO THE PARTY.

IN AS MUCH AS HER HUSBAND DID NOT

KNOW WHAT HER COSTUME WAS,

SHE THOUGHT SHE WOULD HAVE

SOME FUN BY WATCHING HER HUSBAND

TO SEE HOW HE ACTED

WHEN SHE WAS NOT WITH HIM. 

SHE JOINED THE PARTY AND SOON

SPOTTED HER HUSBAND CAVORTING

AROUND ON THE DANCE FLOOR,

DANCING WITH EVERY NICE CHICK

HE COULD, AND COPPING A LITTLE FEEL

HERE AND A LITTLE KISS THERE.

HIS WIFE SIDLED UP TO HIM AND

BEING A RATHER SEDUCTIVE BABE

HERSELF, HE LEFT HIS PARTNER

HIGH AND DRY AND DEVOTED

HIS TIME TO THE NEW STUFF

THAT HAD JUST ARRIVED. 

SHE LET HIM GO AS FAR AS HE WISHED;

NATURALLY, SINCE HE WAS HER HUSBAND.

FINALLY HE WHISPERED A LITTLE

PROPOSITION IN HER EAR AND SHE AGREED,

SO OFF THEY WENT TO ONE OF

THE CARS AND MESSED AROUND. 

JUST BEFORE UNMASKING AT MIDNIGHT,

SHE SLIPPED AWAY AND WENT HOME

AND PUT THE COSTUME AWAY

AND GOT INTO BED,

WONDERING WHAT KIND OF

EXPLANATION HE WOULD MAKE

FOR HIS BEHAVIOR. 

SHE WAS SITTING UP READING

WHEN HE CAME IN AND SHE ASKED

WHAT KIND OF A TIME HE HAD.

HE SAID, "OH, THE SAME OLD THING.

YOU KNOW I NEVER HAVE A GOOD TIME

WHEN YOU'RE NOT THERE." 

THEN SHE ASKED,

"DID YOU DANCE MUCH?" 

HE REPLIED, "I'LL TELL YOU,

I NEVER EVEN DANCED ONE DANCE.

WHEN I GOT THERE, I MET PETE, BILL

AND SOME OTHER GUYS, SO WE

WENT INTO THE DEN AND PLAYED

POKER ALL EVENING.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU...

THE GUY I LOANED MY COSTUME TO

SURE HAD A REAL GOOD TIME!"