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STRESS MANAGEMENT FOR WOMEN

Added on: 1st Nov 2016

 

A YOUNG LADY CONFIDENTLY

WALKED AROUND THE ROOM

WHILE LEADING AND EXPLAINING

STRESS MANAGEMENT TO AN AUDIENCE

WITH A RAISED GLASS OF WATER.

 

EVERYONE KNEW SHE WAS GOING

TO ASK THE ULTIMATE QUESTION,

'HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?' 

SHE FOOLED THEM ALL ....

 

"HOW HEAVY IS THIS GLASS OF WATER?"

SHE INQUIRED WITH A SMILE. 

ANSWERS CALLED OUT

RANGED FROM 8 OZ.  TO 20 OZ. 

SHE REPLIED ,

"THE ABSOLUTE WEIGHT DOESN'T MATTER.

IT DEPENDS ON HOW LONG I HOLD IT.

IF I HOLD IT FOR A MINUTE,

THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

IF I HOLD IT FOR AN HOUR,

I'LL HAVE AN ACHE IN MY RIGHT ARM. 
IF I HOLD IT FOR A DAY,

YOU'LL HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE.

IN EACH CASE IT'S THE SAME WEIGHT,

BUT THE LONGER I HOLD IT,

THE HEAVIER IT BECOMES."

SHE CONTINUED,

"AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS WITH STRESS.

IF WE CARRY OUR BURDENS ALL THE TIME,

SOONER OR LATER, AS THE BURDEN

BECOMES INCREASINGLY HEAVY,

WE WON'T BE ABLE TO CARRY ON." 

"AS WITH THE GLASS OF WATER,

YOU HAVE TO PUT IT DOWN FOR A WHILE

AND REST BEFORE HOLDING IT AGAIN.

WHEN WE'RE REFRESHED,

WE CAN CARRY ON WITH THE BURDEN,

HOLDING STRESS LONGER AND

BETTER EACH TIME PRACTICED.

SO, AS EARLY IN THE EVENING AS YOU CAN,

PUT ALL YOUR BURDENS DOWN.

DON'T CARRY THEM THROUGH

THE EVENING AND INTO THE NIGHT. 

1 * ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOME DAYS

YOU'RE THE PIGEON AND

SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE STATUE! 

2 * ALWAYS KEEP YOUR WORDS SOFT

AND SWEET JUST IN CASE

YOU HAVE TO EAT THEM. 

3 * ALWAYS READ STUFF THAT WILL

MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD IF YOU

DIE IN THE MIDDLE OF IT. 

4 * DRIVE CAREFULLY...

IT'S NOT ONLY CARS THAT CAN BE

RECALLED BY THEIR MAKER. 

5 * IF YOU CAN'T BE KIND,

AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY

TO BE VAGUE. 

6 * IF YOU LEND SOMEONE £20 AND

NEVER SEE THAT PERSON AGAIN,

IT WAS PROBABLY WORTH IT. 

7 * IT MAY BE THAT YOUR SOLE PURPOSE

IN LIFE IS SIMPLY TO SERVE AS A

WARNING TO OTHERS. 

8 * NEVER BUY A CAR YOU CAN'T PUSH.

9 * NEVER PUT BOTH FEET IN YOUR MOUTH

AT THE SAME TIME,

BECAUSE THEN YOU WON'T

HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON. 

10 * NOBODY CARES IF YOU CAN'T

DANCE WELL. JUST GET UP AND DANCE.
 
11 * SINCE IT'S THE EARLY WORM THAT

GETS EATEN BY THE BIRD,

SLEEP LATE. 

12 * THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. 

13 * WHEN EVERYTHING'S COMING YOUR WAY,

YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

14 * BIRTHDAYS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.

THE MORE YOU HAVE,

THE LONGER YOU LIVE. 

15 * SOME MISTAKES ARE TOO

MUCH FUN TO MAKE ONLY ONCE. 

16 * WE COULD LEARN A LOT FROM CRAYONS.

SOME ARE SHARP, SOME ARE PRETTY

AND SOME ARE DULL.

SOME HAVE WEIRD NAMES AND

ALL ARE DIFFERENT COLOURS,

BUT THEY ALL HAVE TO LIVE

IN THE SAME BOX.

17 * A TRULY HAPPY PERSON

IS ONE WHO CAN ENJOY

THE SCENERY ON A DETOUR. 

18 * HAVE AN AWESOME DAY AND

KNOW THAT SOMEONE HAS

THOUGHT ABOUT YOU TODAY. 
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY 

19 * SAVE THE EARTH.....

IT'S THE ONLY PLANET

WITH CHOCOLATE!

 

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