CITY AND TOWN SURVIVAL TIPS FOR AMERICA
Added on: 2nd Nov 2016
YOU KNOW THOSE KIDS SELLING M&M'S FOR
THEIR BASKETBALL TEAM? WELL, THERE IS NO
BASKETBALL TEAM. THERE'S ONLY A FEW BAD
LOOKING DUDES IN A VAN THAT DROP THOSE
KIDS OFF AROUND THE CITY
GET AN UMBRELLA WITH WIND VENTS
ALWAYS AIM TO TAKE THE SECOND TO LAST SUBWAY
TRAIN IF YOU ARE OUT ON THE TOWN. THAT WAY
YOU'RE LESS LIKELY TO MISS THE LAST ONE
CAB DRIVERS ARE OFTEN THE BEST TOUR GUIDES.
THEY CAN BE AMAZING FOUNTAINS OF KNOWLEDGE
WHEN IT COMES TO OFF-THE-BEATEN-PATH
NEIGHBOURHOODS
IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS "BEWARE OF
PICKPOCKETS", DON'T PAT YOUR POCKETS TO
CHECK FOR YOUR WALLET. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHO PUT THAT SIGN UP AND THEY COULD BE
WATCHING YOU
MORE ETHNIC PARTS OF THE CITY WILL HAVE MORE
AFFORDABLE (AND TASTY) FOOD
PUBLIC TRANSPORT PLACES ARE MADE TO BE
NAVIGATED. STOP PANICKING AND LOOK FOR SIGNS
LOST YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION? JUST REMEMBER,
SATELLITE DISHES ARE USUALLY POINTED
TOWARDS THE EQUATOR
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