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CITY AND TOWN SURVIVAL TIPS FOR AMERICA

Added on: 2nd Nov 2016

 

YOU KNOW THOSE KIDS SELLING M&M'S FOR

THEIR BASKETBALL TEAM? WELL, THERE IS NO

BASKETBALL TEAM. THERE'S ONLY A FEW BAD

LOOKING DUDES IN A VAN THAT DROP THOSE

KIDS OFF AROUND THE CITY

You know those kids selling M&Ms for their basketball team? Well, there is no basketball team. There's only a few bad looking dudes with vans that drop those kids off around the city.

 

 

GET AN UMBRELLA WITH WIND VENTS

Get an umbrella with wind vents

 

 

 

ALWAYS AIM TO TAKE THE SECOND TO LAST SUBWAY

TRAIN IF YOU ARE OUT ON THE TOWN. THAT WAY

YOU'RE LESS LIKELY TO MISS THE LAST ONE

Always aim to take the second to last subway train if you are out on the town. That way you're less likely to miss the last one.

 

 

CAB DRIVERS ARE OFTEN THE BEST TOUR GUIDES.

THEY CAN BE AMAZING FOUNTAINS OF KNOWLEDGE

WHEN IT COMES TO OFF-THE-BEATEN-PATH

NEIGHBOURHOODS

Cab drivers are often the best tour guides. They can be amazing fountains of knowledge when it comes to off-the-beaten-path neighborhoods

 

 

IF YOU SEE A SIGN THAT SAYS "BEWARE OF

PICKPOCKETS", DON'T PAT YOUR POCKETS TO

CHECK FOR YOUR WALLET. YOU DON'T KNOW

WHO PUT THAT SIGN UP AND THEY COULD BE

WATCHING YOU

If you see a sign that says

 

 

MORE ETHNIC PARTS OF THE CITY WILL HAVE MORE

AFFORDABLE (AND TASTY) FOOD

More ethnic parts of the city will have more affordable (and tasty) food

 

 

PUBLIC TRANSPORT PLACES ARE MADE TO BE

NAVIGATED. STOP PANICKING AND LOOK FOR SIGNS

Public transport places are made to be navigated. Stop panicking and look for signs.

 

 

LOST YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION? JUST REMEMBER,

SATELLITE DISHES ARE USUALLY POINTED

TOWARDS THE EQUATOR

Lost your sense of direction? Just remember, satellite dishes are usually pointed towards the equator

 


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