THE LOCAL POLICEMAN

A LOCAL POLICEMAN

HAD JUST FINISHED HIS SHIFT

ONE COLD NOVEMBER EVENING

AND WAS AT HOME WITH HIS WIFE.

“YOU JUST WON’T BELIEVE

WHAT HAPPENED THIS EVENING ,

IN ALL MY YEARS ON THE FORCE

I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.”

“OH YES DEAR, WHAT HAPPENED ?”

“I CAME ACROSS TWO GUYS

DOWN BY THE CANAL,

ONE OF THEM WAS DRINKING

BATTERY ACID AND THE OTHER

WAS EATING FIREWORKS.”

“DRINKING BATTERY ACID AND

EATING FIREWORKS!!

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM ?”

“OH THAT WAS EASY,

I CHARGED ONE AND

LET THE OTHER OFF.”