CEO ERROR
Added on: 6th Nov 2016
A COMPANY, FEELING IT WAS TIME
FOR A SHAKEUP, HIRED A NEW CEO.
THE NEW BOSS WAS DETERMINED TO
RID THE COMPANY OF ALL SLACKERS.
ON A TOUR OF THE FACILITIES,
THE CEO NOTICED A GUY LEANING
AGAINST A WALL AND IDLY
PICKING HIS TEETH.
THE ROOM WAS FULL OF WORKERS
AND HE WANTED TO LET THEM KNOW
THAT HE MEANT BUSINESS.
HE ASKED THE GUY,
"HOW MUCH MONEY
DO YOU MAKE A WEEK?"
A LITTLE SURPRISED,
THE YOUNG MAN LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID,
"I MAKE A LITTLE OVER $400 DOLLARS
A WEEK, WHY?
THE CEO SAID,
"WAIT RIGHT HERE."
HE WALKED BACK TO HIS OFFICE,
CAME BACK IN TWO MINUTES
AND HANDED THE GUY
$1,600 IN CASH AND SAID,
"HERE'S FOUR WEEKS' PAY.
NOW GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK."
FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF
THE CEO LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM
AND ASKED,
"DOES ANYONE WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT THAT GOOF-BALL DID HERE?"
FROM ACROSS THE ROOM A VOICE SAID,
"SURE - HE WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
FROM DOMINO'S AND WAS JUST
WAITING TO COLLECT THE MONEY!"
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