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CEO ERROR

Added on: 6th Nov 2016

 

A COMPANY, FEELING IT WAS TIME

FOR A SHAKEUP, HIRED A NEW CEO.

THE NEW BOSS WAS DETERMINED TO

RID THE COMPANY OF ALL SLACKERS. 

ON A TOUR OF THE FACILITIES,

THE CEO NOTICED A GUY LEANING

AGAINST A WALL AND IDLY

PICKING HIS TEETH.

THE ROOM WAS FULL OF WORKERS

AND HE WANTED TO LET THEM KNOW

THAT HE MEANT BUSINESS.

HE ASKED THE GUY, 

"HOW MUCH MONEY

DO YOU MAKE A WEEK?" 

A LITTLE SURPRISED,

THE YOUNG MAN LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID,

"I MAKE A LITTLE OVER $400 DOLLARS

A WEEK, WHY? 

THE CEO SAID,

"WAIT RIGHT HERE." 

HE WALKED BACK TO HIS OFFICE,

CAME BACK IN TWO MINUTES

AND HANDED THE GUY

$1,600 IN CASH AND SAID,

"HERE'S FOUR WEEKS' PAY.

NOW GET OUT AND DON'T COME BACK." 

FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT HIMSELF

THE CEO LOOKED AROUND THE ROOM

AND ASKED, 

"DOES ANYONE WANT TO TELL ME

WHAT THAT GOOF-BALL DID HERE?" 

FROM ACROSS THE ROOM A VOICE SAID, 

"SURE - HE WAS THE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY

FROM DOMINO'S AND WAS JUST

WAITING TO COLLECT THE MONEY!"

 

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