HOW MANY AHEAD OF ME?

A MAN GOES TO A

BARBERSHOP AND ASKS,

"HOW MANY AHEAD OF ME?"

"FIVE." THE MAN LEAVES. 

HE COMES BACK THE

NEXT DAY AND ASKS,

"HOW MANY AHEAD OF ME?"

"FOUR." THE MAN LEAVES. 

HE COMES BACK THE

NEXT DAY AND ASKS,

"HOW MANY AHEAD OF ME?"

"SIX." 

THE MAN LEAVES AND THE

BARBER SAYS TO ANOTHER MAN,

"FOLLOW THAT MAN AND

SEE WHERE HE GOES!" 

THE MAN COMES BACK

AND SAYS,

"HE GOES TO YOUR HOUSE!"