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BLESSED BY THE TIE

Added on: 10th Nov 2016

 

A GUY WALKING IN THE DESERT

DESPERATELY NEEDED A DRINK.

AS HE FOLLOWED THE DUNES,

HE CAME UPON ANOTHER MAN

RIDING A CAMEL.

HE ASKED THE MAN IF HE HAD

SOMETHING TO DRINK.

 

THE MAN ON THE CAMEL SAID

"NO, BUT IF YOU LIKE,

I HAVE A NICE SELECTION OF TIES.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?"

 

"NO!" THE FIRST MAN REPLIED.

"ARE YOU CRAZY? I

NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK,

NOT A TIE!"

 

SO THE MAN ON THE CAMEL RODE ON

AND THE WALKING MAN CONTINUED

HIS SLOW AND VERY THIRSTY

TREK FOR SEVERAL DAYS.

FINALLY HE CAME UPON A CANTINA.

 

HE GRATEFULLY APPROACHED

THE DOORMAN AT THE CANTINA AND SAID,

"I'M SO GLAD I MADE IT!

CAN I GET IN AND GET SOME WATER?"

 

THE DOORMAN FROWNED AT HIM.

"NOT WITHOUT A TIE."

 

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