BLESSED BY THE TIE
Added on: 10th Nov 2016
A GUY WALKING IN THE DESERT
DESPERATELY NEEDED A DRINK.
AS HE FOLLOWED THE DUNES,
HE CAME UPON ANOTHER MAN
RIDING A CAMEL.
HE ASKED THE MAN IF HE HAD
SOMETHING TO DRINK.
THE MAN ON THE CAMEL SAID
"NO, BUT IF YOU LIKE,
I HAVE A NICE SELECTION OF TIES.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY ONE?"
"NO!" THE FIRST MAN REPLIED.
"ARE YOU CRAZY? I
NEED SOMETHING TO DRINK,
NOT A TIE!"
SO THE MAN ON THE CAMEL RODE ON
AND THE WALKING MAN CONTINUED
HIS SLOW AND VERY THIRSTY
TREK FOR SEVERAL DAYS.
FINALLY HE CAME UPON A CANTINA.
HE GRATEFULLY APPROACHED
THE DOORMAN AT THE CANTINA AND SAID,
"I'M SO GLAD I MADE IT!
CAN I GET IN AND GET SOME WATER?"
THE DOORMAN FROWNED AT HIM.
"NOT WITHOUT A TIE."
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