GOOD ONE LINERS
Added on: 13th Nov 2016
NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU PUSH THE ENVELOPE,
IT WILL STILL BE STATIONARY
TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT,
BUT TWO WRIGHTS DID MAKE AN AIRPLANE
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE,
EXCEPT FROM A VENDING MACHINE
THE SHORT FORTUNE TELLER WHO ESCAPED
FROM PRISON WAS A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE
HE WHO HESITATES IS NOT ONLY LOST, BUT ALSO
MILES AWAY FROM THE NEXT EXIT
A DOG GAVE BIRTH TO PUPPIES NEAR THE ROAD
AND WAS CITED FOR LITTERING
I STARTED OUT WITH NOTHING
AND I STILL HAVE MOST OF IT
I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL KEPT
GETTING BIGGER AND THEN IT HIT ME
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