NEW BUSINESS

A NEW BUSINESS IS OPENING

AND ONE OF THE OWNER’S FRIENDS

WANTS TO SEND HIM FLOWERS

FOR THE OCCASION.

THEY ARRIVE AT THE

BUSINESS SITE AND THE OWNER

READS THE CARD:

“REST IN PEACE.”

UNDERSTANDABLY THE OWNER

IS ANGRY AND CALLS THE

FLORIST TO COMPLAIN.

AFTER HE TELLS THE FLORIST

THE OBVIOUS MISTAKE AND

HOW ANGRY HE IS,

THE FLORIST REPLIES,

“SIR, I’M REALLY SORRY

FOR THE MISTAKE,

BUT RATHER THAN GETTING ANGRY,

YOU SHOULD IMAGINE THIS.

SOMEWHERE THERE IS A

FUNERAL TAKING PLACE TODAY

AND THEY HAVE FLOWERS

WITH A CARD SAYING,

‘CONGRATULATIONS ON

YOUR NEW LOCATION.’”