WHY PARIS IS AN AMAZING AND INTERESTING CITY

IN ORDER TO GET THROUGH PARIS QUICKLY,

WHEN THE ALLIES LIBERATED THE CITY

THEY THREW THEMSELVES A PARADE

ABOUT AN HOUR FROM PARIS, IN THE TOWN OF EMANCE,

THERE ARE A BUNCH OF WILD KANGAROOS

ROAMING ABOUT. THEY ARE THE RESULT OF A

FAILED BURGLARY AT THE LOCAL ZOO IN THE 70’S.

THE MUMMY OF RAMESSES II WAS ONCE FLOWN TO

PARIS FOR INSPECTION. IT WAS ISSUED A PASSPORT

THAT LISTED THE MUMMY'S OCCUPATION AS

"KING, DECEASED"

THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO WAS SUPPOSEDLY

BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF PIERRE PICAUD

WHO WAS FRAMED, ARRESTED, GIVEN THE

LOCATION OF A HIDDEN TREASURE, AND THEN

FOLLOWING HIS RELEASE HE RETURNED TO PARIS

AS A WEALTHY AND ANONYMOUS MAN TO REAP

REVENGE ON HIS FRAMERS

THE BOOK PARIS IN THE 20TH CENTURY BY

JULES VERNE MADE VERY ACCURATE AND DIVERSE

PREDICTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE. IT INCLUDED

SKYSCRAPERS, FEMINISM, EMAIL AND SUBURBS

IN 2005, PARIS PASSED A RESOLUTION BANNING

TOM CRUISE FROM BECOMING AN HONORARY CITIZEN

OF THE CITY DUE TO HIS CONNECTIONS WITH

SCIENTOLOGY

LES UX (THE URBAN EXPERIMENT) IS A SECRET

GROUP IN PARIS THAT GOES AROUND RESTORING

ANCIENT CRYPTS AND MONUMENTS. THE POLICE

EVEN HAVE A UNIT DEDICATED TO TRACKING

THEM THROUGH THE SEWERS

JUST BEFORE THE ALLIES LIBERATED PARIS, HITLER

GAVE ORDERS TO DESTROY THE CITY. THE NAZI

OFFICIAL IN CHARGE OF PARIS, HOWEVER,

IGNORED THE ORDER