KATHY'S BANK LOAN

KATHY GOES TO HER LOCAL BANK,

WALKS INTO THE MANAGER’S OFFICE,

AND SAYS,

“I WANT A LOAN;

I AM GOING TO DIVORCE MY HUSBAND.”

“OH, WE DON’T GIVE LOANS FOR DIVORCES,”

THE MANAGER SAYS.

“WE OFFER LOANS ONLY FOR THINGS

LIKE REAL ESTATE, APPLIANCES,

AUTOMOBILES, BUSINESSES AND

HOME IMPROVEMENT.”

KATHY INTERRUPTS:

“STOP RIGHT THERE.

THIS DEFINITELY FALLS

INTO THE CATEGORY OF

‘HOME IMPROVEMENT.’”