THESE KEEP GETTING WEIRDER THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT THEM

YOUR AGE

You’re older than you’ve ever been and you’re the

youngest you’ll ever be.

CENTAURS

They have two rib cages…

BABIES

All of us are babies that grew up that came from other

babies that grew up.

THE HUMAN BRAIN

It named itself.

WORK

You work in order to make money so that you can buy a car

to get to work, to buy clothes so that you’re not naked at

work, to buy food so that you’re not hungry at work,

to buy a house with a bed so that you’re not tired at work.

You basically work so that you can go to work.

DEATH

Everything is either dead or dying.

TIES

Men wear dangly pieces of coloured fabric hanging 

around their necks at work.

GRAVEYARDS

We have fields and fields of just…dead people.