THREE COLLEGE PROFESSORS

THREE COLLEGE PROFESSORS

WERE DRIVING DOWN THE HIGHWAY

AT A VERY SLOW SPEED.

A POLICEMAN PULLED THEM OVER

AND EXPLAINED THAT DRIVING

SO SLOWLY ON THE HIGHWAY

COULD BE HAZARDOUS.

THE DRIVER POINTED OUT

THE SIGN THAT READ "20."

HE EXPLAINED THAT HE WAS

GOING 20 MPH BECAUSE OF THE SIGN.

THE POLICEMAN POINTED OUT

THAT THE SIGN INDICATED

THEY WERE DRIVING ON HIGHWAY 20. 

SOMEWHAT EMBARRASSED

THE PROFESSOR APOLOGIZED

AND PROMISED TO BE

MORE OBSERVANT. 

AS THE POLICEMAN TURNED

TO WALK BACK TO HIS CAR,

HE NOTICED THE OTHER TWO

PROFESSORS ON THE FLOOR

LOOKING SCARED TO DEATH!

HE ASKED THE DRIVER,

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM?" 

THE DRIVER REPLIED,

"WE JUST TURNED OFF HIGHWAY 105."