AN IRISHMAN
Added on: 11th Sep 2013
AN IRISHMEN WANTING TO BECOME A PRIEST
WENT TO SEE THE BISHOP WHO SAID
"YOU MUST ANSWER 3 QUESTIONS ON THE BIBLE".
"1ST - WHO WAS BORN IN A STABLE?"
"RED RUM" HE REPLIED
"2ND - WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DAMASCUS ?"
"IT KILLS 99% OF ALL GERMS" HE REPLIED.
"3RD - WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THE DISCIPLES WENT TO MOUNT OLIVE?"
"THAT’S EASY" HE SAID
"POPEYE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM!!"
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