NEW WING IN THE HOSPITAL

DOCTORS WERE TOLD TO CONTRIBUTE

TO THE CONSTRUCTION OF A NEW WING

AT THE HOSPITAL.

WHAT DID THEY DO? 

THE ALLERGISTS

VOTED TO SCRATCH IT. 

THE DERMATOLOGISTS

PREFERRED NO RASH MOVES. 

THE PODIATRISTS

THOUGHT IT WAS A

BIG STEP FORWARD. 

THE GASTROENTEROLOGISTS

HAD A GUT FEELING ABOUT IT. 

THE OPHTHALMOLOGISTS

CONSIDERED THE IDEA

SHORT-SIGHTED. 

THE NEUROLOGISTS

THOUGHT THE ADMINISTRATION

HAD A LOT OF NERVE. 

THE ORTHOPAEDISTS

ISSUED A JOINT RESOLUTION. 

THE PAEDIATRICIANS

SAID, "GROW UP." 

THE PSYCHIATRISTS

THOUGHT IT WAS MADNESS. 

THE SURGEONS

DECIDED TO WASH THEIR

HANDS OF THE WHOLE THING.

THE RADIOLOGISTS

COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT. 

THE INTERNISTS

THOUGHT IT WAS A

HARD PILL TO SWALLOW. 

THE CARDIOLOGISTS

DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO SAY NO. 

AND THE PLASTIC SURGEONS SAID,

"THIS PUTS A WHOLE NEW FACE ON THE MATTER."