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STOMACH ACHES

Added on: 3rd Dec 2016

 

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CANNIBAL

WHO KEPT GETTING STOMACH ACHES?

 

HE WENT TO THE 'GOOD WITCH DOCTOR'

WHO COULDN'T FIGURE OUT

WHAT WAS WRONG.

 

HE GAVE THE CANNIBAL A MEDICINE

AND SENT HIM HOME. 

THE NEXT DAY THE CANNIBAL

CAME BACK TO THE WITCH DOCTOR

AND COMPLAINED OF

CRAMPS AND PAINS.

 

THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED HIM

A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND COULD

NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG.

 

AS A LAST RESORT,

THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED THE CANNIBAL

IF HE HAD EATEN ANYTHING STRANGE.

 

THE CANNIBAL REPLIED

"NO." 

"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?"

THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED. 

"THE USUAL,"

REPLIED THE CANNIBAL,

"YOU KNOW JUST A COUPLE OF

THOSE MISSIONARIES EVERY

NOW AND THEN." 

"MISSIONARIES?"

REPLIED THE WITCH DOCTOR.

"JUST HOW DO YOU COOK THEM?"

HE ASKED. 

"THE NORMAL WAY"

ANSWERED THE CANNIBAL

AS HE DESCRIBED THE TECHNIQUE.

 

"I BOIL A LOT OF WATER

IN THE BIG POT,

ADD A LITTLE SEASONING,

A FEW HERBS AND VEGETABLES"

HE FURTHER RELATED. 

WELL, THAT SOUNDED RIGHT TO

THE WITCH DOCTOR SO HE

PRESSED A LITTLE FURTHER.

"SO, DESCRIBE THESE

MISSIONARIES TO ME?"

HE ASKED. 

"WELL,"

REPLIED THE CANNIBAL,

"YOU KNOW THE ONES,

THEY WEAR THOSE BROWN ROBES,

WEAR THOSE SANDALS ON THEIR FEET

AND THEY HAVE THAT BALD SPOT

ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD." 

"THAT'S IT!"

EXCLAIMED THE WITCH DOCTOR,

"THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!

THOSE ARE FRIARS... NOT BOILERS!!!"

 

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