STOMACH ACHES
Added on: 3rd Dec 2016
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CANNIBAL
WHO KEPT GETTING STOMACH ACHES?
HE WENT TO THE 'GOOD WITCH DOCTOR'
WHO COULDN'T FIGURE OUT
WHAT WAS WRONG.
HE GAVE THE CANNIBAL A MEDICINE
AND SENT HIM HOME.
THE NEXT DAY THE CANNIBAL
CAME BACK TO THE WITCH DOCTOR
AND COMPLAINED OF
CRAMPS AND PAINS.
THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED HIM
A BUNCH OF QUESTIONS AND COULD
NOT FIGURE OUT WHAT WAS WRONG.
AS A LAST RESORT,
THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED THE CANNIBAL
IF HE HAD EATEN ANYTHING STRANGE.
THE CANNIBAL REPLIED
"NO."
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU EATING?"
THE WITCH DOCTOR ASKED.
"THE USUAL,"
REPLIED THE CANNIBAL,
"YOU KNOW JUST A COUPLE OF
THOSE MISSIONARIES EVERY
NOW AND THEN."
"MISSIONARIES?"
REPLIED THE WITCH DOCTOR.
"JUST HOW DO YOU COOK THEM?"
HE ASKED.
"THE NORMAL WAY"
ANSWERED THE CANNIBAL
AS HE DESCRIBED THE TECHNIQUE.
"I BOIL A LOT OF WATER
IN THE BIG POT,
ADD A LITTLE SEASONING,
A FEW HERBS AND VEGETABLES"
HE FURTHER RELATED.
WELL, THAT SOUNDED RIGHT TO
THE WITCH DOCTOR SO HE
PRESSED A LITTLE FURTHER.
"SO, DESCRIBE THESE
MISSIONARIES TO ME?"
HE ASKED.
"WELL,"
REPLIED THE CANNIBAL,
"YOU KNOW THE ONES,
THEY WEAR THOSE BROWN ROBES,
WEAR THOSE SANDALS ON THEIR FEET
AND THEY HAVE THAT BALD SPOT
ON TOP OF THEIR HEAD."
"THAT'S IT!"
EXCLAIMED THE WITCH DOCTOR,
"THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!
THOSE ARE FRIARS... NOT BOILERS!!!"
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