THE MIRACLE DOCTOR
Added on: 10th Dec 2016
A NEW MIRACLE DOCTOR WAS IN TOWN.
HE COULD CURE ANYTHING
AND ANYBODY AND
EVERYONE WAS AMAZED.
EVERYONE EXCEPT FOR MR. SMITH,
THE TOWN’S GROUCH
SO MR. SMITH WENT TO
THIS 'MIRACLE DOCTOR' TO
PROVE THAT HE WASN'T
ANYBODY SPECIAL.
SO HE GOES AND TELLS THE DOCTOR,
"HEY, DOC, I HAVE LOST MY
SENSE OF TASTE.
I CAN'T TASTE NOTHING',
SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?"
THE DOCTOR SCRATCHES HIS HEAD
AND MUMBLES TO HIMSELF A LITTLE,
THEN TELLS MR. SMITH,
"WHAT YOU NEED IS JAR NUMBER 43."
JAR NUMBER 43? MR. SMITH WONDERS.
SO THE DOCTOR BRINGS THE JAR
AND TELLS MR. SMITH TO TASTE IT.
HE TASTES IT AND IMMEDIATELY
SPITS IT OUT,
"THIS IS GROSS!" HE YELLS.
"I JUST RESTORED YOUR SENSE
OF TASTE MR. SMITH," SAYS THE DOCTOR.
SO MR. SMITH GOES HOME VERY MAD.
ONE MONTH LATER, MR. SMITH
GOES BACK TO THE DOCTOR
ALONG WITH A NEW PROBLEM,
"DOC," HE STARTS,
"I CAN'T REMEMBER!"
THINKING HE GOT THE DOCTOR,
THE DOCTOR SCRATCHES HIS HEAD
AND MUMBLES TO HIMSELF A LITTLE
AND TELLS MR. SMITH,
"WHAT YOU NEED IS JAR NUMBER 43..."
BEFORE THE DOCTOR HAD FINISHED
HIS SENTENCE,
MR. SMITH HAD FLED THE OFFICE.
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