GRANDMA GOLDBERG
Added on: 16th Dec 2016
GRANDMA GOLDBERG,
A WOMAN OF 85,
WAS SLOWLY AMBLING
DOWN THE STREET WHEN
SHE MET HER PHYSICIAN
DR. COHEN.
DR. COHEN,
A DAPPER GREYING MAN
IN HIS EARLY 60'S
ASKED THE ELDERLY LADY
"MRS. GOLDBERG
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?"
FOR A LONG MOMENT
THE WOMAN GAVE
THE GOOD DOCTOR
A TERRIBLE STARE
AND THEN SHE SAID
"YOU ASK ME HOW
I'M FEELING!
I'LL TELL YOU HOW
I'M FEELING!!
MY LEGS HURT,
MY CHEST IS SORE,
MY HEART IS
BEATING TOO FAST
AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!
I HAVE HORRIBLE HEADACHES
AND STOMACH PAINS TOO!"
THE GOOD DOCTOR
LOOKED AT THE ELDERLY LADY
WITH COMPASSION,
"IF YOU'RE FEELING SO AWFUL,
WHY DON'T YOU COME AND SEE
ME RIGHT AWAY?"
GRANDMA GOLDBERG
LET OUT A SIGH AND SAID,
"I WAS JUST WAITING UNTIL
I FELT A LITTLE BETTER."
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