BEST CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES
Added on: 22nd Dec 2016
HOW WILL CHRISTMAS DINNER BE
DIFFERENT AFTER BREXIT?
NO BRUSSELS.
WHAT DO WORKERS AT SPORTS DIRECT
GET FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER?
ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
HOW DO YOU RECOGNISE A
CHRISTMAS TREE FROM BHS?
ALL THE BRANCHES HAVE GONE.
I BOUGHT MY MUM MARY BERRY’S
COOKBOOK FOR CHRISTMAS,
I TRIED TO GET PAUL HOLLYWOOD’S
BUT HE’D SOLD OUT.
WHAT’S DAVID CAMERON’S
FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG?
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS EU.
WHY HAS HILLARY CLINTON
ASKED SANTA FOR A 23-LETTER ALPHABET?
BECAUSE SHE IS SICK OF F-B-I .
WHY DIDN’T ROY HODGSON GO
TO VISIT SANTA AT THE NORTH POLE?
HE COULDN’T GET PAST ICELAND .
WHY ARE JEREMY CORBYN ’S
CHRISTMAS CARDS ON THE FLOOR?
HIS CABINET COLLAPSED .
PRINCE PHILIP LOOKS OUT OF THE
WINDOW ON CHRISTMAS EVE.
“THAT’S SOME REINDEER,”
HE SAYS.
THE QUEEN REPLIES:
“63 YEARS. YES, THAT IS A LOT.”
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
THE CLEMENTINE IN YOUR CHRISTMAS
STOCKING AND DONALD TRUMP?
NOTHING, THEY’RE BOTH A LITTLE ORANGE .
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