MORE XMAS CRACKER JOKES
Added on: 23rd Dec 2016
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS
DONALD TRUMP WITH A CHRISTMAS CAROL?
O COMB OVER YE FAITHFUL.
WHAT’S THE BEST ADVICE YOU CAN
GIVE AT THE UKIP CHRISTMAS PARTY?
AVOID THE PUNCH .
WHY DID THE THREE WISE MEN
ONLY HAVE FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH?
BECAUSE TEAM GB TOOK ALL THE GOLD .
WHICH PARENT IS LIKELY TO DO THE
CHRISTMAS SHOP AT
TESCO THIS YEAR?
DAD MIGHT, MARMITE NOT.
WHY CAN’T THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM
PLAY YAHTZEE THIS CHRISTMAS?
BECAUSE THEY GOT RID OF ALLARDYCE.
I CAN’T GET TO THE CHOCOLATES
IN MY ADVENT CALENDAR.
FOILED AGAIN.
WHY IS BOB DYLAN’S
SLEIGH SO QUIET?
BECAUSE IT HAS NOBEL.
WHY IS EVERYONE FILING FOR DIVORCE
AND CUSTODY OF THE KIDS
THIS CHRISTMAS?
TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLIE.
WHO MIGHT BE COOKING
CHRISTMAS DINNER AT
NUMBER 10 THIS YEAR?
THERESA MAY.
WHY CAN’T MARY BERRY EAT
TURKEY SANDWICHES?
PAUL HOLLYWOOD TOOK ALL THE BREAD.
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