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Added on: 23rd Dec 2016

 

 

WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU CROSS

DONALD TRUMP WITH A CHRISTMAS CAROL? 

O COMB OVER YE FAITHFUL.

 

WHAT’S THE BEST ADVICE YOU CAN

GIVE AT THE UKIP CHRISTMAS PARTY?

 AVOID THE PUNCH .

 

WHY DID THE THREE WISE MEN

ONLY HAVE FRANKINCENSE AND MYRRH? 

BECAUSE TEAM GB TOOK ALL THE GOLD .

 

WHICH PARENT IS LIKELY TO DO THE

CHRISTMAS SHOP AT

TESCO THIS YEAR? 

DAD MIGHT, MARMITE NOT.

 

WHY CAN’T THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM

PLAY YAHTZEE THIS CHRISTMAS? 

BECAUSE THEY GOT RID OF ALLARDYCE.

 

I CAN’T GET TO THE CHOCOLATES

IN MY ADVENT CALENDAR.

FOILED AGAIN.

 

WHY IS BOB DYLAN’S

SLEIGH SO QUIET? 

BECAUSE IT HAS NOBEL.

 

WHY IS EVERYONE FILING FOR DIVORCE

AND CUSTODY OF THE KIDS

THIS CHRISTMAS? 

TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLIE.

 

WHO MIGHT BE COOKING 

CHRISTMAS DINNER AT

NUMBER 10 THIS YEAR? 

THERESA MAY.

 

WHY CAN’T MARY BERRY EAT

TURKEY SANDWICHES? 

PAUL HOLLYWOOD TOOK ALL THE BREAD.

 

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