CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES
Added on: 24th Dec 2016
WHY DOESN’T SAM ALLARDYCE
HELP LOAD SANTA’S SLEIGH?
BECAUSE IT TAKES HIM 67 DAYS
TO GET THE SACK.
WHY DID THE SNOWMAN
PULL OUT OF STRICTLY?
BECAUSE HE GOT COLD FEET.
HOW DO YOU PAY RESPECT TO
DAVID BOWIE THIS XMAS?
BY SERVING SOME ZIGGY PUDDING.
WHAT’S TOM HIDDLESTON STARRING
IN OVER CHRISTMAS?
THE NIGHT MANGER
WHAT DOES NIGEL FARAGE
DO TO THE HALL WITH
BOUGHS OF HOLLY?
HE DEXIT.
WHAT DID TIM PEAKE GET
IN HIS STOCKING THIS YEAR?
GALAXY AND MILKY WAY.
WHY DID ED BALLS FAIL AN
AUDITION TO PLAY ONE OF
SANTA’S REINDEER IN A
CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME?
BECAUSE HE’S NO DANCER.
WHAT’S DONALD TRUMP’S
FAVOURITE TYPE OF ICE CREAM?
WALL’S.
HOW DO SNOWMEN LEAVE THE EU?
THEY TRIGGER ICICLE 50.
WHY’S SANTA GOING ROUND THE WORLD
THIS CHRISTMAS EVE?
HE’S PLAYING POKEMON HO HO HO.
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