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CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

Added on: 24th Dec 2016

 

WHY DOESN’T SAM ALLARDYCE

HELP LOAD SANTA’S SLEIGH?

 BECAUSE IT TAKES HIM 67 DAYS

TO GET THE SACK.

 

WHY DID THE SNOWMAN

PULL OUT OF STRICTLY? 

BECAUSE HE GOT COLD FEET.

 

HOW DO YOU PAY RESPECT TO

DAVID BOWIE THIS XMAS? 

BY SERVING SOME ZIGGY PUDDING.

 

WHAT’S TOM HIDDLESTON STARRING

IN OVER CHRISTMAS? 

THE NIGHT MANGER

 

WHAT DOES NIGEL FARAGE

DO TO THE HALL WITH

BOUGHS OF HOLLY? 

HE DEXIT.

 

WHAT DID TIM PEAKE GET

IN HIS STOCKING THIS YEAR? 

GALAXY AND MILKY WAY.

 

WHY DID ED BALLS FAIL AN

AUDITION TO PLAY ONE OF

SANTA’S REINDEER IN A

CHRISTMAS PANTOMIME? 

BECAUSE HE’S NO DANCER.

 

WHAT’S DONALD TRUMP’S

FAVOURITE TYPE OF ICE CREAM?

 WALL’S.

 

HOW DO SNOWMEN LEAVE THE EU? 

THEY TRIGGER ICICLE 50.

 

WHY’S SANTA GOING ROUND THE WORLD

THIS CHRISTMAS EVE? 

HE’S PLAYING POKEMON HO HO HO.

 

 

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