CRACKING OLD FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES
Added on: 25th Dec 2016
WHAT DO VAMPIRES SING
ON NEW YEAR’S EVE?
AULD FANG SYNE.
WHY DID SANTA’S HELPER
SEE THE DOCTOR?
HE HAD A LOW ELF-ESTEEM.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN
WHO STOLE AN ADVENT CALENDAR?
HE GOT 25 DAYS.
WHAT KIND OF MOTORBIKE
DOES SANTA RIDE?
A HOLLY DAVIDSON.
WHY WAS THE TURKEY
IN THE ROCK GROUP?
BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY
ONE WITH DRUMSTICKS.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF MEN
WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT?
A BARBERQUEUE.
WHAT DO SNOWMEN WEAR
ON THEIR HEADS?
ICE CAPS.
WHAT DID ADAM SAY
THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS?
“IT’S CHRISTMAS, EVE.”
WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN LOOKING
THROUGH THE CARROTS?
HE WAS PICKING HIS NOSE.
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