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CRACKING OLD FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

Added on: 25th Dec 2016

 

WHAT DO VAMPIRES SING

ON NEW YEAR’S EVE? 

AULD FANG SYNE.

 

WHY DID SANTA’S HELPER

SEE THE DOCTOR? 

HE HAD A LOW ELF-ESTEEM.

 

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MAN

WHO STOLE AN ADVENT CALENDAR? 

HE GOT 25 DAYS.

 

WHAT KIND OF MOTORBIKE

DOES SANTA RIDE? 

A HOLLY DAVIDSON.

 

WHY WAS THE TURKEY

IN THE ROCK GROUP? 

BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY

ONE WITH DRUMSTICKS.

 

WHAT DO YOU CALL A LINE OF MEN

WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT? 

A BARBERQUEUE.

 

WHAT DO SNOWMEN WEAR

ON THEIR HEADS? 

ICE CAPS.

 

WHAT DID ADAM SAY

THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS?

“IT’S CHRISTMAS, EVE.”

 

WHY WAS THE SNOWMAN LOOKING

THROUGH THE CARROTS? 

HE WAS PICKING HIS NOSE.

 

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