THINGS THAT SEEM FUN UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY DO THEM

ROLLER COASTERS

Don’t get us wrong, the 60 second ride is fun.

It’s the 2 hour wait that kills it.

BECOMING AN AIRLINE PILOT

To all the non-pilots out there, don’t become a pilot. 

Some regional co-pilots barely make minimum

wage, even with the big airlines.

BEING A SUPERSTAR

Have you ever noticed how superstars seem to be

even more dissatisfied with their lives than normal

people? That’s because they are. The grass is greener…

PLAYING VIOLIN

Have you ever been to a beginners’ violin recital?

The best part is the ending.

SLEEPING ON THE TOP BUNK

You will learn to hate that ladder.

GOING TO TACO BELL

Who doesn’t love tacos? The answer to that is

nobody. Who doesn’t regret eating Taco Bell tacos

almost immediately after eating them?

The answer to that is also nobody.

EATING DOG BONES

Just because your dog likes them doesn’t mean that

you will. Have you ever seen your dog eat its own puke?

FIGHTING ON TOP OF MOVING TRAINS

This is nowhere near as cool in real life. First of all,

nobody can see you. Second of all, you can’t see anybody else.

WINNING THE LOTTERY

And then your friends find out about it…