TEMPER, TEMPER
Added on: 28th Dec 2016
A WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR,
WORRIED ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S TEMPER.
THE DOCTOR ASKS:
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
THE WOMAN SAYS:
"DOCTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
EVERY DAY MY HUSBAND
SEEMS TO LOSE HIS TEMPER
FOR NO REASON.
IT SCARES ME."
THE DOCTOR SAYS:
"I HAVE A CURE FOR THAT.
WHEN IT SEEMS THAT YOUR
HUSBAND IS GETTING ANGRY,
JUST TAKE A GLASS OF WATER
AND START SWISHING IT
IN YOUR MOUTH.
JUST SWISH AND SWISH
BUT DON'T SWALLOW IT
UNTIL HE EITHER LEAVES
THE ROOM OR CALMS DOWN."
TWO WEEKS LATER
THE WOMAN COMES BACK
TO THE DOCTOR LOOKING
FRESH AND REBORN.
THE WOMAN SAYS:
"DOCTOR THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA!
EVERY TIME MY HUSBAND
STARTED LOSING IT,
I SWISHED WITH WATER.
I SWISHED AND SWISHED
AND HE CALMED RIGHT DOWN!
HOW DOES A GLASS
OF WATER DO THAT?"
THE DOCTOR SAYS:
"THE WATER ITSELF DOES NOTHING.
IT'S KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT
THAT DOES THE TRICK."
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