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TEMPER, TEMPER

Added on: 28th Dec 2016

 

A WOMAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR,

WORRIED ABOUT HER HUSBAND'S TEMPER. 

THE DOCTOR ASKS:

"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?" 

THE WOMAN SAYS:

"DOCTOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

EVERY DAY MY HUSBAND

SEEMS TO LOSE HIS TEMPER

FOR NO REASON.

IT SCARES ME." 

THE DOCTOR SAYS:

"I HAVE A CURE FOR THAT.

WHEN IT SEEMS THAT YOUR

HUSBAND IS GETTING ANGRY,

JUST TAKE A GLASS OF WATER

AND START SWISHING IT

IN YOUR MOUTH.

JUST SWISH AND SWISH

BUT DON'T SWALLOW IT

UNTIL HE EITHER LEAVES

THE ROOM OR CALMS DOWN." 

TWO WEEKS LATER

THE WOMAN COMES BACK

TO THE DOCTOR LOOKING

FRESH AND REBORN. 

THE WOMAN SAYS:

"DOCTOR THAT WAS A BRILLIANT IDEA!

EVERY TIME MY HUSBAND

STARTED LOSING IT,

I SWISHED WITH WATER.

I SWISHED AND SWISHED

AND HE CALMED RIGHT DOWN!

HOW DOES A GLASS

OF WATER DO THAT?" 

THE DOCTOR SAYS:

"THE WATER ITSELF DOES NOTHING.

IT'S KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT

THAT DOES THE TRICK."

 

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