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Added on: 17th Sep 2013

 

 

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 THE NEW ALPHABET










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New Alphabet
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A
is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. 

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Now
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A's
for arthritis; B's the bad back, C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac? 

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D
is for dental decay and decline, E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! 
F is for farting and fluid retention, G is for gut droop, which I'd rather not mention. 

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H
high blood pressure--I'd rather it low; I for incisions with scars you can show. 
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, K is for knees that crack when they bend. 
L 's for libido, what happened to sex? M is for memory, I forget what comes next. 
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low; O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! 

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P
for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and I'll be good as new! 
Qis for queasy, is it fatal or flu? R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. 

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S
is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears! 
U is for urinary; troubles with flow; V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.. 

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W
for worry, now what's going 'round? X is for X ray, and what might be found. 
Y for another year I'm left here behind, Z is for zest I still have -- in my mind! 

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I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,
 
And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed! 

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