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YOUNG GIRL

Added on: 18th Sep 2013

 

A five year old girl goes spying on her big sister

 

and she hears her swearing at her boyfriend,

 

"you mother f***ing asshole!”

 

Jill, the little girl, interrupts them talking and blurts out,

 

"Big Sis, what does asshole mean?”

 

The girl surprised by the question, says BOYFRIEND!,

 

So Jill runs off onto the bathroom and sneaks up on her dad

 

while he was shaving and says boo!

 

THE dad says "Shit!"

 

So Jill asks her dad

 

"What does shit mean?"

 

He stammers and says "Shaving cream".

 

So she said okay and went about her day.

 

Jill then runs into her mum, who was in the kitchen cutting the turkey.

 

Her mum is startled when Jill comes rushing in,

 

cuts her hand, and says "Fuck!".

 

So Jill asks "What does fuck mean mummy?"

 

And scrambling for an answer, her mum says "cutting."

 

All of a sudden, they hear the door.

 

Jill answers and sees her Dad’s boss at the door.

 

He asks "Sweetie, do you know where everyone is?"

 

And she says,

 

"Well, my sister’s talking to her asshole,

 

my Mums fucking the turkey and my

 

Dad’s wiping the shit off his face."

 

 

 


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