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WHITTLE WABBIT

Added on: 5th Oct 2013

 

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

 

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

 

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees,

 

so that he's on her level, and asks:

 

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby

 

or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

 

The little girl puts her hands on her knees,

 

leans forward and says in a quiet voice:

 

"I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." 



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