RUNNING BLIND
Added on: 15th Sep 2014
A POLICEMAN WAS DIRECTING TRAFFIC AT A
BUSY INTERSECTION WHEN HE OBSERVED A
BLIND MAN AND HIS SEEING-EYE DOG
WAITING TO CROSS.
TO HIS HORROR, HE WATCHED AS
THE SEEING-EYE DOG BOLTED ACROSS THE STREET,
DRAGGING THE BLIND MAN BEHIND HIM.
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD,
THE MAN PULLED OUT A COOKIE AND OFFERED IT TO HIS DOG.
THE OFFICER RAN TO THE BLIND MAN AND SAID,
"DON'T YOU REALIZE YOUR DOG COULD HAVE KILLED YOU,
AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO REWARD HIM?"
THE BLIND MAN SAID TO THE POLICEMAN,
"WHY, NO SIR, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIND OUT WHERE HIS HEAD IS
SO I CAN KICK HIS ASS."
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