NOT BRIGHT ROBBERS, THIEVES AND DELINQUENTS
Added on: 15th Sep 2015
GET AWAY…THEN PARTY
An unnamed German robber decided to celebrate his exploit with a
little too much champagne. He fell asleep in his car and when
police were notified they found the stolen goods in his lap.
ALWAYS USE A PSEUDONYM
In order to rob a local store, Demetrius Robinson asked for a job
application and waited until he was alone with the clerk.
Unfortunately, he provided his real uncle’s contact information
which made it easier for the police to catch him.
THE OPACITY OF THE BAG IS IMPORTANT
When Jamie Neil and Gareth Tilley were robbing a gas station in
Cornwall only one of them had remembered to bring a scarf for
the purpose of disguise. The other decided to use a plastic bag.
A very clear, transparent plastic bag.
RETURN TO SENDER
Quinton Thomas was already imprisoned in Maryland because of
armed robbery. While in jail, he wrote a letter to a friend outside
and told him to kill anybody who was going to testify against him.
He was confident that no one was going to know about the
content of his letter because guards only screen incoming mails
but not outgoing mails. Because of some problems with the
address of the recipient, the letter was sent back to the
police station and things didn’t end well for Quinton.
IT WASN'T ALL IT WAS "CRACKED" UP TO BE
When your crack is of no good quality, who do you complain too?
Here’s a hint, not the cops. Unfortunately for a crackhead name
Eloise, this is exactly what she did when she found out the drugs
she purchased were no good.
THERE'S A REASON WHY YOUR MUM SAID NOT
TO RUN WITH SHARP OBJECTS
And this is why you never run with sharp objects. A not too bright
thief decided to rob a hunting store for $300 worth of knives.
Before he could exit the store though, he tripped and ended up
stabbing himself.
A "HIGH TECH" ROBBERY
In this new age of technology you don’t even need to go to the
store anymore to rob it. You can just be like Daniel Glen try to
convince them to empty their cash registers over the phone.
TALIBAN…ENOUGH SAID
Mohammed Ashan was a mid-level Taliban commander in Afghanistan
when he walked up to a joint US/Afghan army checkpoint waving a
wanted poster with his face on it and demanding the $100 reward.
He is no longer a Taliban commander.
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