THE BARMAN AND THE DRUNK
Added on: 27th Feb 2016
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
STONE DRUNK, AND ASKS FOR A DRINK.
SORRY, SAID THE BARTENDER
BUT YOU OBVIOUSLY ALREADY HAVE
HAD A LITTLE TO MUCH TO DRINK.
FUMING MAD THE DRUNK WALKS OUT
THE FRONT DOOR AND WALKS
INTO THE SIDE DOOR.
“CAN I HAVE A DRINK PLEASE.”
“SORRY” THE BARTENDER SAYS
“BUT YOU CAN’T HAVE A DRINK HERE.”
THE DRINK WALKS OUT AND GOES
IN THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.
“CAN I PLEASE HAVE A DRINK.”
“ENOUGH!”
THE BARTENDER SCREAMED
“I TOLD YOU NO DRINKS!”
THE DRUNK LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER
CLOSELY AND EXCLAIMED
“DARN! HOW MANY BARS DO YOU WORK AT.”
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