SHORT FUSE

A BODYBUILDER

PICKS UP A WOMAN AT A BAR

AND TAKES HER HOME WITH HIM.

HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT

AND THE WOMAN SAYS

"WHAT A GREAT CHEST YOU HAVE."

THE BODYBUILDER TELLS HER

"THAT'S 1000 LBS. OF DYNAMITE." 

HE TAKES OFF HIS TROUSERS

AND THE WOMAN SAYS

"WHAT MASSIVE CALVES YOU HAVE",

THE BODYBUILDER TELLS HER

"THAT'S 1000 LBS. OF DYNAMITE". 

HE THEN TAKES OFF HIS UNDERWEAR

AND THE WOMAN GOES RUNNING AND

SCREAMING OUT OF THE APARTMENT.

THE BODYBUILDER PUTS HIS CLOTHES

BACK ON AND CHASES AFTER HER.

HE FINALLY CATCHES UP TO HER AND

ASKS HER WHY SHE RAN OUT

OF THE APARTMENT. 

THE WOMAN REPLIES,

"I WAS AFRAID TO BE AROUND

ALL THAT DYNAMITE AFTER I SAW

WHAT A SHORT FUSE YOU HAVE."