LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN
Added on: 24th Apr 2015
THE TEACHER ASKED THE CLASS TO
USE THE WORD “FASCINATE” IN A SENTENCE.
MOLLY PUT UP HER HAND AND SAID,
“MY FAMILY WENT TO MY GRANDDAD'S FARM
AND WE ALL SAW HIS PET SHEEP.
IT WAS FASCINATING.”
THE TEACHER SAID,
“THAT WAS GOOD, BUT I WANTED YOU
TO USE THE WORD “FASCINATE”,
NOT FASCINATING”.
SALLY RAISED HER HAND. SHE SAID,
“MY FAMILY WENT TO SEE ROCK CITY
AND I WAS FASCINATED.”
THE TEACHER SAID,
“WELL, THAT WAS GOOD SALLY,
BUT I WANTED YOU TO USE THE WORD FASCINATE.”
LITTLE JOHNNY RAISED HIS HAND.
THE TEACHER HESITATED BECAUSE SHE
HAD BEEN BURNED BY LITTLE JOHNNY BEFORE.
SHE FINALLY DECIDED THERE WAS NO
WAY HE COULD DAMAGE THE WORD
“FASCINATE”, SO SHE CALLED ON HIM.
JOHNNY SAID,
“MY AUNT GINA HAS A SWEATER WITH
TEN BUTTONS, BUT HER TITS ARE SO BIG
SHE CAN ONLY FASTEN EIGHT.”
THE TEACHER SAT DOWN AND CRIED.
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