LANGUAGE PROBLEM

A BUS STOPS AND TWO ITALIAN MEN GET ON.

THEY SEAT THEMSELVES AND ENGAGE IN

ANIMATED CONVERSATION.

THE LADY SITTING BEHIND THEM IGNORES

THEIR CONVERSATION AT FIRST

BUT HER ATTENTION IS GALVANIZED

WHEN SHE HEARS ONE OF THE MEN

SAY THE FOLLOWING:

"EMMA COME FIRST. DEN I COME.

DEN TWO ASSES COME TOGETHER.

I COME ONCE-A-MORE.

TWO ASSES, THEY COME TOGETHER AGAIN.

I COME AGAIN AND PEE TWICE.

DEN I COME ONE LASTA TIME."

"YOU FOUL-MOUTHED SWINE,"

RETORTED THE LADY INDIGNANTLY.

"IN THIS COUNTRY WE DON'T TALK ABOUT

OUR SEX LIVES IN PUBLIC!"

"HEY, COOLA DOWN LADY,"

SAID THE MAN.

"WHO TALKING ABOUTA SEXA?

IMMA JUSTA TELLUN MY FRIENDA

HOW TO SPELLA "MISSISSIPPI"!