CHILLING TOYS

OUT OF ALL THE DOLLS YOU COULD HAVE CHOSEN…

GOLD TEETH AND WIFE BEATER ARE NOT INCLUDED

ONLY CHINA COULD COME UP WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS

UNLESS YOUR KIDS REALLY HATE STAR WARS AND

YOU DON'T MIND THEM GROWING UP TO BE SERIAL

KILLERS, DEAD EWOKS ARE PROBABLY A NO-NO

RUSSIAN ROULETTE FOR KIDS? THERE'S NO WAY

THAT COULD EVER GO WRONG. DEFINITELY NOT.

PETA DISPROVED.

WORLD TRADE CENTRE AIRPLANE TOYS

REALLY EXIST (SADLY).

SO WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO DO

WITH IT? BUILD A POO SPACESHIP?