WELSH LAMB

MRS HOPKINS ORDERED A SHOULDER

OF WELSH LAMB

FROM HER BUTCHER,

MR DAVIES.

SHE SUSPECTED THAT THE

MEAT SHE HAD BEEN GIVEN

WAS NOT THE GENUINE ARTICLE.

'ARE YOU CERTAIN THIS IS

REAL WELSH LAMB?'

MRS HOPKINS DEMANDED,

ANGRILY.

'AH, WELL, MRS HOPKINS,'

CONFESSED MR DAVIES,

THE BUTCHER.

'LOOK YOU, THAT LAMB WAS

ACTUALLY BORN IN NEW ZEALAND

BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT

IT HAD WELSH PARENTS.'